by Focus
© 1999 Focus, all rights reserved
James is a student in my class.
His favorite hobby is to harass.
He'll tease the girls; he'll leave his seat;
But he claims that he wouldn't cheat.
"Those notes were on my desk before!"
James looks innocent once more.
James is a student in my class.
I hear the sound of passing gas.
A paper airplane takes to air,
Sailing out from James' chair.
"I didn't make that airplane soar!"
James looks innocent once more.
James is a student in my class.
His speech is crude; his words are crass.
Kids ask if they can move away,
So as not to hear the things he'll say.
Splat! A spitwad hits the door!
James looks innocent once more.
James is a student in my class.
He's not polite; he's full of sass.
He kicks a desk; he shoves a boy.
He grabs a pencil from Elroy.
Tammy's books crash to the floor--
James looks innocent once more.
James is a student in my class.
Somehow I doubt that James will pass.