Long hair, short hair makes no difference

Bodies covered in hair or hairless bodies

I've seen them all.

Hair is coarse or hair is fine.

Curly hairs blend with straight hairs.

30 colors of dye for hair sit on shelves

Pick a box and be a blonde

Have no curl select a perm

Grab a jar to make it straight

Hair can tickle or it can irritate

Good hair day is seldom seen

Tie my hair in a bow or in a knot

Only time I don't like hair is in my food

Didn't the waitress know Pea soup and hair don't mix?

He stands at the sink brush in hand

Gentle strokes with years of practice

Once a lion's mane in full bloom

Now a poodle with less glamour

No bows or fancy clips for him

A dab of pink covers his top

Don't forget your cap,

I state as he heads to work.